How to train your Human

The Human still wants me to wear a hat and has been trying to convince me that all the best dressed foals are wearing one. I am not persuaded, especially as the hat in question is quite faded and looks distinctly like a hand-me-down from several generations. After a lot of ducking and diving, I did finally agree that I would wear it dangling from the top of my head.

With correct early training, a Human will soon learn to compromise